The Pun Thread

[Dulcinea]

There was a cook that had mushroom for improvement.*

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Nota bene: Apparently does not apply to Trav.

[Anton von Stockhoff]

Asian man is in the USA for vacation. He gets money at the currency exchange. The next day he goes back to exchange some more and he gets less this time. He asks why and the counter clerk shrugs her shoulders and says "Fluctuations" The man's face goes red and as he storms out he says "No, FLUCK you Americans!"

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ December 29, 2005 12:54 PM: Message edited by: G L G ]</font>